Heed our words, then, Britney – we certainly hope you’re reading this. You have millions of fans all over the world who are much less toxic than the people in your immediate vicinity. We know it’s easy to feel lonely in a crowd, but you have our support. Support to fantasize about whatever the hell you want and to watch the kinkiest porn on the web. And we’re sure that a whole bunch of nerdy fans of yours would gladly discuss HTML and C++ with you, if you catch my drift…
