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Britney Addicted to… PORN!?
The Enquirer is the place we usually herd to if we want reliable info; this time, they provided us with a piece deemed by many to be exquisitely juicy, although you have to be really conservative to judge Britney this time. It’s not like she’s back to rehab. Or maybe she should go back? This time, though, for a different reason. Is Britney struggling with another addiction – now Internet porn being the culprit!? Whoever told the story to The Enquirer began with a quote from Britney that she delivered at one of her concerts:
“I want a really hot nerd with a big dick”.
That’s good to know, Britney… Well, I guess we’re already used to excessive sharing on Brit’s part. What’s there to judge her for, is it so immoral to want a nerdy guy who shares her interests and also happens to be well-endowed down there? She’s probably not the only girl to have that dream… Do you not wonder why the hell this thing is the hottest news right now, too? After she had so many crazy weight fluctuations and also, well, fluctuations of the conditions of her hair with all the shaving and dyeing… After the marriages and the divorces, and all the mad things that happened in her life that the media could mindlessly ramble about, can’t we all just give Britney a break? She’s 34, for Christ’s sake, she can watch all the porn she wants, fantasize about whomever she desires, and she can certainly share the details of that with her fan base – it’s not like she’s flaunting her preferences on Times Square to thousands of people who didn’t choose to listen. Why the porn part up there? At The Enquirer, they seem to believe that the only reason a woman may have wild (or not that wild at all, in this case) fantasies is Internet porn. Seems legit, dunnit. What’s The Enquirer’s argumentation?
Via: it-gossip.blogspot.com
“She’s highly sexual and gets really frustrated when she’s not having regular romps, so lately she’s been getting her kicks through porn more and more! Britney watches porn every single day! She has for years, even when she was in a serious relationship — but it’s getting out of hand the longer she goes without a man in her life.”
Tl;dr: Britney watches porn. Oooooooh! BREAKING NEWS not. We’re in the 21st century, who the hell cares that a woman can enjoy her sexuality, be it on her own or in whoever’s company? The Enquirer’s sources, supposedly friends of Britney’s, are to be worried about the star’s “loneliness”. How it goes according to the reporters?
“Britney wears her heart on her sleeve, but her choice in men has always been questionable. She falls way too quickly before giving a guy a chance to show his true colors. She’s always loved the idea of online dating, but it’s a massive understatement to say her family thinks it’s a terrible idea. She really needs to find a decent guy, and the sooner the better. Britney’s incredibly lonely right now. Seeking some kind of comfort in porn is not healthy, and only fuels her desperation!”
It’s not like all we mean to do is to criticize the Enquirer – all they do is use the info that they get to generate news, it’s their job after all. And there’s probably some truth to their claims. Celebrities do tend to be lonely, especially those who, like Britney, grew up illuminated by the limelight. Everyone knows that Brit is currently single, so she may indeed be lonely with no one to warm the other side of the bed. Life’s always easier with someone by your side. And while we’re at it, friends by one’s side are also a helpful feature… Now look at the situation – what kind of friends must Britney have if what they do is pass on gossip about her to news outlets? Are they friends at all? What seems to be the case is that Britney is surrounded by toxic people who don’t make the situation easier for her at all; venom must be hiding behind all of their “how are you”s. Just imagine that a friend of yours expresses concern over your problems, you decide to share your inner qualms with them, and then… the news is all over the block. How would you feel?
Via: thisisyearone.com
Heed our words, then, Britney – we certainly hope you’re reading this. You have millions of fans all over the world who are much less toxic than the people in your immediate vicinity. We know it’s easy to feel lonely in a crowd, but you have our support. Support to fantasize about whatever the hell you want and to watch the kinkiest porn on the web. And we’re sure that a whole bunch of nerdy fans of yours would gladly discuss HTML and C++ with you, if you catch my drift…
