“She’s highly sexual and gets really frustrated when she’s not having regular romps, so lately she’s been getting her kicks through porn more and more! Britney watches porn every single day! She has for years, even when she was in a serious relationship — but it’s getting out of hand the longer she goes without a man in her life.”
Tl;dr: Britney watches porn. Oooooooh! BREAKING NEWS not. We’re in the 21st century, who the hell cares that a woman can enjoy her sexuality, be it on her own or in whoever’s company? The Enquirer’s sources, supposedly friends of Britney’s, are to be worried about the star’s “loneliness”. How it goes according to the reporters?
“Britney wears her heart on her sleeve, but her choice in men has always been questionable. She falls way too quickly before giving a guy a chance to show his true colors. She’s always loved the idea of online dating, but it’s a massive understatement to say her family thinks it’s a terrible idea. She really needs to find a decent guy, and the sooner the better. Britney’s incredibly lonely right now. Seeking some kind of comfort in porn is not healthy, and only fuels her desperation!”
It’s not like all we mean to do is to criticize the Enquirer – all they do is use the info that they get to generate news, it’s their job after all. And there’s probably some truth to their claims. Celebrities do tend to be lonely, especially those who, like Britney, grew up illuminated by the limelight. Everyone knows that Brit is currently single, so she may indeed be lonely with no one to warm the other side of the bed. Life’s always easier with someone by your side. And while we’re at it, friends by one’s side are also a helpful feature… Now look at the situation – what kind of friends must Britney have if what they do is pass on gossip about her to news outlets? Are they friends at all? What seems to be the case is that Britney is surrounded by toxic people who don’t make the situation easier for her at all; venom must be hiding behind all of their “how are you”s. Just imagine that a friend of yours expresses concern over your problems, you decide to share your inner qualms with them, and then… the news is all over the block. How would you feel?
Via: thisisyearone.com
