Lifestyle
22 Signs You Hate Going to Gym
If you recognize yourself in either of these, you probably hate going to the gym and wish you could workout just once and get the body you want.
If the only reason you go to the gym is a hamburger you ate last night.
If you tell yourself every day that you will work HARD today at the gym… but you don’t.
If every time you walk into the gym, you don’t know what to do and spend 15 minutes looking at sexy-built people, pretending that you are warming up.
You spend an hour to make ‘the perfect’ playlist for the gym. It’s a great excuse to postpone the workout.
You decide to start with a simple exercise and hop onto the cycling machine.
But the cycling machine signals that you are going too slow and it discourages you. But that doesn’t matter, because you’ve been staring at this beautiful girl next to you for 10 minutes already.
When you’re ‘exhausted’ from the exercise, you just walk around the gym and look at other people, pretending that you know what you’re doing.
When you realize that people are looking at you, ‘judging’ that you are not doing anything, you hop onto the treadmill.
But you feel like you are doing something wrong, and you are convinced that everybody is looking at you.
After such a hard work, you just go and lie down on the gym mat to rest. Rest is essential, right?
And then you think: why not do crunches? It will be good for your ‘abs’.
After doing 10 crunches you feel like you’ve been working out the whole day, so you just sit around and rest.
You are once again convinced that everybody is looking at you and you just want to run away from the gym.
But then you decide to lift some weights and wait around until at least some bench is available.
When you get a bench all for yourself, you start adjusting its height. But then you feel like you’re doing something wrong.
You don’t know how heavy you can lift, but you don’t want to look like an amateur so you take more advanced weights.
Not being able to lift it even once, you drop it and sit on the bench thinking what to do next.
You decide to do some bench presses, but you feel like you need a spotter. But well, you don’t really feel like asking anybody around to be your spotter.
Trying to do bench presses on your own, you feel like your shoulder hurts so you stop the exercise, and pretend that you have an injury.
When you feel like you’ve been at the gym for two hours already, you go home and not come back for two weeks. Why would you, you’ve exhausted yourself, right?
But you always come back because the gym is full of sexy and well-built people. You can just stare at them. But it makes you feel bad about yourself.
And the next time you’re thinking what to do – go to the gym or watch Netflix – you opt for the latter.
