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22 PETS WHO ARE TOTALLY READY FOR HALLOWEEN
My wife threw a sheet over her head and said she was a ghost for Halloween. Not these pets—they are decked-out! These dogs (and a couple kitties) put a lot of us to shame… even if some of them look a little weird.
DY-NO-MITE!
This costume is da bomb.
VICIOUS SHARK
Mmm… the smell of blood in the water. Oh wait, that’s just candy.
A (MAYBE OFFENSIVE) RASTA CAT
I don’t know… can cats appropriate cultures?
HULK WAG!
My secret is… I’m always wagging.
UNDERCOVER LIZARD
“No, I’m the real Jake!”
“He’s lying! Ask me something only the real Jake would know!”
THE CLASSIC “DRESSED LIKE ANOTHER BREED OF DOG” COSTUME
“Ha ha ha, now that I’m finally in the Dalmatians-only club, David will have to come crawling back to me!”
A BOXER… (GET IT??)
“Float like a poodle; sting like a Rottweiler.”
LOVE AT FIRST LICK
Before midnight struck, the one on the right was dressed as a carriage.
THE THRILLED BEE
“Yeah. Buzz buzz, whatever. Can I go back to sleep now?”
JACKIE O.
The hair is perfect!
THE DAINTY PIRATE
“I’m scary! I p-p-promise!”
A BORED CAT AND A BORED PUMPKIN
Spot and Rover here can’t decide what’s more degrading—being turned into a gourd or a cat. I don’t think they’re too into either.
RED BARRON
And look at that! The little guy’s already got two cat-fighters under his belt. That’s… kind of morbid, actually.
UH… BOO’S COSTUME?
Okay so this dog is dressed not like Boo from Monster’s Inc., but in Boo’s costume. Think about how weird that is.
RIDE ‘EM COWBOY
I knew jockeys are supposed to be short, but this is ridiculous.
BARK VADER
“Luke, I am… responsible for the wet spot in the kitchen.”
SHERLICK HOLMES
“Just call me Benebark Poocherbatch.” Okay, I’m sorry… that one was aweful.
IT
This dog’s as interested in what’s floating in the sewer’s as Tim Curry was.
DOROTOTO
Okay, this is pretty sweet. This dog is pulling off two costumes at once! It’s like… a costume pun!
CANADA DAY DOG?
Good effort, buddy, but we’re really looking for more Halloween-themed pets. See you in July.
A YOGI
Complete with yoga mat! But where’s the puppy latte?
A PRISONER AND… SOMETHING ELSE
What do these costumes have to with each other? Your guess is