Lifestyle
18 Weird Habits Couples Have
In the honeymoon period of a relationship couples typically try to be at their best when they are around one another. They want their new partner to have the best image of them possible. Think no burping or farting in front of your partner. No letting them see you in your facial mask, with a retainer in your mouth.
Then after the honeymoon period has ended is when the weirdness sets in. Sometimes couples get too comfortable with one another and start to develop a number of odd habits. Do you and your partner do any of these things?
Have pet names for each other
You have pet names for each other that you start using in public. You don’t even refer to your partner by their given name because you call them their pet name so much. People stare at you when they hear your pet names for one another.
You go in the bathroom together
You have serious discussions while in the bathroom. Each of you can be doing a mired of activities (going to the bathroom, showering, shaving, flossing, etc.) yet neither of you are phased by what the other person is doing. The only time there is an issue if someone stinks up your new meeting space.
Wrestle and tease each other in public
You poke and prod each other like 2nd graders. You do things like tapping your partner on the shoulder just to get a rise out of them.
Fart in front of each other
You fart on command in front of each other. You rate who has the worst smelling fart. If you’re feeling silly you make your partner be in a “Dutch oven,” by farting under the covers then putting the covers over your head and your partners head.
You shower together
You shower together strictly for the sake of showering. There is no sex involved. You help each other get scrubbed up.
You share your toothbrush together
Some couples once they start living together decide to share toothbrushes. This is weird, wrong and unsanitary on so many levels. Go to the store and buy another toothbrush people!
Feeding each other
You frequently offer each other food in public. You and your partner pretend to reenact the scene in Lady and the Tramp where the two main characters share a piece of pasta.
We’re awesome talk
Some couples start talking randomly about what they are doing together. Everyone gets to hear about what dates, dinners, trips you are taking. You exclude everyone else in the room when you talk about your partner. Your single friends start to become uncomfortable because all the both of you do is talk about how awesome you are.
Spilling the beans in public
Some couples can’t seem to keep their issues behind closed doors. They fight in public often. The worst part is that everyone learns private information that they wish they never heard.
Tickling each other
A good tickle fights every once in a while can be fun. Some partners take tickle fights to extremes. One partner may wake up early and decide to tickle their sleeping significant other for no reason.
You randomly smell one another
You and your partner will be in the middle of a conversation and one person will bend down and smell the other person’s armpit. Or better yet they will take a whiff of the shirt you are wearing and tell you if its clean or not.
You are text freaks
You text each other all the time. You text each other all day, every day. You text each other when you are in the same room.
You talk in code
You spend so much time with each other that you develop your own special language. No one can decipher your special mode of communication with one another.
You inspect each other’s bodies in the most totally non-sexual way possible
You pop your partner’s pimples. You find random moles growing on their back. You help them deal with weird growths in random places.
You sing and dance together in public places
You and your partner go to your favorite big box retailer together. Your favorite song comes over the radio, you both spring into song and dance around the store.
You have random nick names for everyone in your lives
Your neighbor is no longer just a neighbor, you refer to him as Bob the Builder. You watch “Bob” and follow his adventures and nickname everyone that he encounters.
Play third grade games to see who does chores
You hate taking out the trash. However, your significant other never seems to remember to do it. You start a fight and then decide to settle it with a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Embrace the good, bad and the ugly
Woman with messy hair having a bad day
You and your partner aren’t afraid to see each other when you don’t look pretty. Smeared makeup, bed head, bad taste in clothing can’t keep you apart.