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15 Weird Things We Do When No One Is Looking
We exist as two different personalities – one that everyone around us knows and understands, and the other that can be odd and downright weird. One of the few things that unite us a species are the behavioral traits that make us different from other creatures, our weird habits are one of them.
Whether you are honest enough to admit that you do some of these weird things when no one is looking, or too embarrassed to accept it – you still do it! So here’s a list of some gross, some ridiculous and some weird things that we do when no one is looking, but will never admit.
- Picking your nose like its an excavation site
Having a clean nose is good for the respiratory passage and eliminating the mucus, it is also a disgusting and secretly pleasurable act. Since some have the audacity to do this even in the presence of others, let’s not dispute the fact that we all dig our noses, and sometimes too deep.
- Stashing the last snacks left in the kitchen
Just admit it already, you have hidden your favorite food from your friends, family and sometimes children too! There’s nothing wrong in being the early bird and stashing the last bit of goodness from the kitchen, unless you get caught.
- Checking out your creation in the toilet
They say cats are curious, but how many of you can swear that you haven’t ever intentionally looked at your poop, at least, more than once? A picture will last longer, but why to take one when the memory will last forever.
- Meeting someone new and dreaming a life together
No matter how tough our exterior may be, we are all a bunch of hopeless romantics, some more hopeless than others. Whether it’s every other person who smiles at you or someone you just met, nothing is stopping you from daydreaming a life together.
- Peeing in the shower
There are only two kinds of people – those who pee in the shower and the ones who lie about it. Whether it is a part of your daily routine or an act out of pure laziness, we have all done this disgustingly convenient deed.
- Binge watching shows you wouldn’t be caught dead watching
We all have a dark and secret part of our lives that not even the people closest to us can ever know. You wouldn’t want your best friend to know that you watched a whole season of 2 Broke Girls in a day, do you now?
- Gorging on food like it’s the end of the world
While most guys pride themselves on being mountain men who can devour an entire sheep in a sitting, girls tend to pretend to be more civilized. Can’t let know you ate a jumbo-sized family meal all by yourself last night, you just can’t.
- Farting for pure pleasure
Life is all about the simple pleasures, with loud, smelly and dangerously long farts being the simplest of pleasures. Isn’t I funny how we find other’s farts disgusting, but relish our own?
- Thinking of comebacks for an argument that happened long ago
Fell short of words or facts to keep up a debate with a friend or a snippy coworker? Spend the rest of your day rethinking the argument over and over again, and form a comeback that shows them who’s the boss? You are not alone.
- Sleeping in a filthy bed
Unless your mum changes the sheets at home or your significant other emotionally blackmails you into it, how often do you change your bed sheets? Even if you are a clean-freak, curling into a bed with sweat stains and rubbish all around it is a scenario you shamefully have come across at least once.
- Scratching your butt
Whether you are in an important meeting or out with friends, the scratch monster can attack at any moment. Better find a spot where no one can ever know about your dirty deed, cause this is one itch that needs to be scratched.
- Biting the skin from your lips and swallowing it
A painful pleasure that is almost worth the bleeding lips that it causes. You just can’t let that dry skin stay on your lips forever. Bite. It. Off.
- Remembering something stupid you did years ago
Can’t remember a simple mathematical equation you studied last night, but how about that embarrassing situation that happened 5 years ago? Thanks a lot, brain.
- Stalking people on social media obsessively
It doesn’t have to be a romantic affair or even a relationship for that matter, stalking people from your not-so-long-ago past is a secret you are willing to keep forever. If there was such a thing as an e-restraining order, wouldn’t we all have one?
- Eating Nutella like a bear.
We have all done it, and those who say they haven’t are liars. Yeah, spoons are the weapons of the sophisticated man, but nothing is more satisfying than dipping your finger(s) into a tub of Nutella, pretending to be Winnie the Pooh.